If this is your first time to BITCHTOTHECURB.COM, you're probably pretty
confused. You might have been expecting something a little different? Maybe
a few stolen .GIFs comprised of video captures of 70's blaxploitation films?
Or maybe you were looking for something of a more modern vintage, perhaps
a hip-hop site with a mysogynistic bent, or a crappily assembled set of
links to rap and movie sites that may or may not be worth browsing?
Sorry to disappoint, if that's the case.
Instead, this site is a user and owner-contributed set of links to web sites
that, in our travels, have made those around us utter "Those People Have
TOO MUCH TIME." We would never utter such a thing, because we know better:
People worked on these projects because they wanted to make a mark, or learn
how something worked in a situation it had never meant to encounter, or even
thumb their nose at the world. For all of these reasons, we say to these
people, 'Right On'.
The only problem is that these sites are always scattered here, there, and
everywhere. You can never forget all the weird URL names they had, and
you end up mistyping and not finding it and despairing because you finally
got your friend to come over to your screen, and you HAVE TO SHOW THEM
this incredible site you heard about, and now you can't. Well, now you
just go to BITCHTOTHECURB.COM and while your friend is going "What's with
THAT domain?" you just click through to the site you wanted and your
friend goes "Coooooooool." And you feel cool, too.
So, why the domain? it was available. It invokes an image. Like much of
the Web in this modern (post-2000) era, it is decontextualized blather
meaning nothing and signifying less.
Thanks for checking in.